Tuesday, October 21, 2008

.Naveen's New Kitty Karat.

Dear Naveen,

Attached above is your new cat name Kitty Karat. We're so sorry for your lost of Kitty Kara. We hope that you will love and appreciate Karat as much as you did Kara.

As for the murderer who fed Kara shit still haven't been found, we do have a few suspects in mind. One of them, a man called William Heng, 21. William is a guy who leaves somewhere in some "so called ghetto area" called Pee Jay. Rumours say he is currently undergoing abdominal and muscle inplants.

And as for the shit that was fed to Kara, forensics did test and they found DNA of a chindian man who also leaves in Pee Jay. He's name is Ian Lewis, 21. And according to his shit DNA, this Ian Lewis person is short. Rumours say that he might be getting a knee surgery to make him a lil' taller.

Anyway, back to Kitty Karat, please do take care of it well. Protect it and make sure none of these sick bastards we've mention will try to feed Karat shit again. For all you know, this time, they'll be feeding Karat shit which are 10 days old filled with alcohol, sotong basi, bebola ayam and kangkung lembik.

How to feed Kitty Kara :
1. Use you mouse or laptop touch pad - right click
2. Choose either to; Play Karat, Feed Karat, Clean Karat's shit or Mate Karat
3. Next, after choosing either one; ex: Feed Karat, you can either choose to feed it milk, biscuits or fish (which you can see above to your most right)

**Please note : If you choose fish, you would have to drag the fish on to the tip of your cat's mouth.

We sure hope those 3 simple steps will help you keep your cat out of hunger.

xOxO,
SuAnne&Michelle

12 comments:

naveen said...

awww thanks suanne and michelle..haha..ian and william kena bang..!! yesssss..!! haha..btw i love the kitten's name..hehe.. :)

The Awesome Twosome said...

you're welcome!make sure u take care of it k.xx

djwilltime said...

so stupid...the entire post was made to bang you la..blardy moron! use abit of ur bird brain la!!! read! go read again!

djwilltime said...

so stupid...the entire post was made to bang you la..blardy moron! use abit of ur bird brain la!!! read! go read again!

The Awesome Twosome said...

so bad william.leave naveen alone la! :P

mclewis said...

naveeen you're beyond godlike stewwpitt la.. can u please not be my friend anymore, pretty please!! before u feed ur cat rite. i think you should feed your self with a little more dog brains cuz i think those animals can think smarter than you!

The Awesome Twosome said...

hahahahahahhaah omg!!damn bad!!

naveen said...

i know i am.. ;(

naveen said...

who*

naveen said...

and michelle,dont talk to me ever again..!! you damn mean wei..!! >|

The Awesome Twosome said...

we're sorry hun!!u know we still love uuuuuuuuuuuuu

michelle said...

huh? i didnt post anything also..